My little sister is 7 years old and instead of conforming to society she orders the “boy toy” with her happy meal at McDonalds.

Fuck her until she cums, after that continue to fuck her.
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bobsgifs:

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zombie-prince:

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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*catches finger skins of all forsaken enemies*

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drunktrophywife:

ragandboner:

modelcult:

How embarrassing

I would actually dissolve

How is this emvarassing she’s cute as he’ll

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????


-annoying:

manhood:

I’m in tears she forted like twice

FORTED

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