My little sister is 7 years old and instead of conforming to society she orders the “boy toy” with her happy meal at McDonalds.
*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*
*catches finger skins of all forsaken enemies*
I would actually dissolve
How is this emvarassing she’s cute as he’ll
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????